What is Club Nine?
Think of it as the best house party you’ve never been invited to — until now.
Club Nine is Melbourne’s most intimate adult lifestyle club. We’re not a nightclub, not a large venue, and definitely not a crowd. We’re a small, carefully curated gathering of like-minded adults who come together in a private, residential setting to explore, connect, and let go — completely on their own terms.
Every event feels personal, because it is. With a guest cap of around 20 people, you’ll never feel lost in the room. You’ll feel exactly where you’re supposed to be.
Membership & Vetting
How do I get an invitation?
Submit a discreet application with recent photos and a short intro. Our team personally reviews every submission — it’s free to apply, and you only pay per event.
What are the age and presentation requirements?
We welcome guests aged 20–45 with an average to athletic build (dress sizes 6–14 for ladies) who take pride in their personal presentation and hygiene.
Location & Arrival
Where is Club Nine?
We’re in a discreet inner-east suburb near Kew. The exact address is shared only after your booking is confirmed.
What about parking and transport?
Plenty of parking right at the door. There’s also a bus stop a two-minute walk away — check late-night timetables if you’re coming by public transport.
Is there a strict arrival time?
Yes. Every event has a final entry time — once the doors close, no late entry is permitted, even with a pre-purchased ticket. If you have an exceptional circumstance, contact us in advance.
Is the venue wheelchair accessible?
Unfortunately not. Our venue is a multi-level house and the upstairs play areas require stairs.
Tickets & Pricing
How much does it cost?
- Couples: $100–$150
- Single ladies: Free–$50
- Single gentlemen: $250–$300
All prices in AUD. Pricing may vary by event.
Can I buy tickets at the door?
No — all events require pre-booking. We never accept walk-ins.
What’s the cancellation policy?
Cancel 3 days before your event for a refund (minus 10%) or a 6-month credit. Within 3 days, tickets are non-refundable.
The Experience
How many guests attend?
Events are capped at around 20 guests — intimate by design.
What’s the single male ratio?
For our MFM events, we maintain a strict 1:1 ratio between single gentlemen and the total number of ladies/couples present. For other event types, the ratio may vary — always curated to keep the balance and energy just right.
Do you serve alcohol?
We’re BYO — bring your favourite drinks in cans only (no glassware permitted). We provide fridge space, complimentary soft drinks, and bottled water. All food and drinks stay in the downstairs lounge.
What’s provided?
Premium condoms, quality lubricants, single-use disposable towels, and complimentary soft drinks and water.
Is there storage for my belongings?
Yes — we provide storage cabinets. That said, please leave valuables and large amounts of cash at home, as we can’t accept liability for them.
Do I have to participate?
Never. This is a zero-pressure space — watching is always welcome. Our staff are discreetly available if you ever need anything.
What’s the dress code?
Elegant, always. Themed events may have specific requirements. Upstairs, outerwear comes off — lingerie is very much encouraged.
Are you kink-friendly?
Yes. Our upstairs Play Room is fully equipped for BDSM in a safe, judgement-free environment.
What should I bring?
Your own toys, accessories, and whatever gets you in the mood. We handle the rest.
Rules & Etiquette
How is my privacy protected?
All phones and cameras are securely stored on arrival. Any breach of a member’s privacy means immediate removal and a permanent ban.
What are the consent rules?
Enthusiastic consent is everything here. Hesitation means no. Excessive intoxication will result in removal — drink, but drink responsibly.
Can a single man stay if his partner leaves?
No. If a couple attends together and the lady chooses to leave, her partner leaves with her.
Are smoking and drugs permitted?
Zero tolerance for illicit substances — immediate removal and permanent ban. Smoking is permitted in the designated outdoor area only; guests must be fully clothed before stepping outside.
Still Have Questions?
Reach us at ClubNine.AU@gmail.com — we’re always happy to help.
Updated: 20/May/2026