The House Rules

At Club Nine, the vibe is everything — and these are the standards that protect it.

1. Membership & Entry

  • Invite-Only — Entry is a privilege earned through our vetting process, not assumed.
  • Your membership is yours alone — It’s non-transferable. Guests who haven’t been pre-approved by our team may not attend.
  • Vetting — Every applicant is personally reviewed. We prioritise chemistry, character, and etiquette over numbers.

2. The Golden Rule: Consent

This one’s simple — and non-negotiable.

  • “Yes” means yes. Anything less means no. Enthusiastic, ongoing consent is the foundation of everything that happens here.
  • Consent can be withdrawn at any moment, for any reason, without explanation. Respect it immediately and gracefully.
  • We are a zero-pressure space. Watching is always welcome. Hovering, pestering, or repeatedly approaching someone who has declined will result in immediate removal — no discussion.

3. Privacy & Discretion

What happens at Club Nine stays at Club Nine. We take this seriously.

  • All phones and recording devices are surrendered on arrival and stored securely for the evening. No exceptions.
  • Discretion extends beyond our doors. Any breach of a fellow member’s privacy or identity — online or offline — will result in a permanent ban and potential legal action.

4. Health, Hygiene & Safety

Come prepared. Come clean. Come ready to take care of each other.

  • Personal grooming and hygiene are expected to an impeccable standard.
  • Protection is mandatory for all penetrative encounters. Premium condoms and lubricants are provided throughout the venue.
  • Our venue is deep-cleaned before and after every event. All towels are single-use and disposable.

5. Alcohol, Smoking & Substances

  • BYO only — For everyone’s safety, no glassware is permitted on site. All spirits and mixers must be brought in cans.
  • Drink responsibly. Visible intoxication impairs consent and disrupts the atmosphere. Guests who are excessively inebriated will be asked to leave.
  • Zero tolerance for illicit substances — possession or use will result in immediate removal and a permanent ban.
  • Smoking is permitted in the designated outdoor area only. Please ensure you are fully clothed before stepping outside.

6. Arrival & Etiquette

  • Entry windows are strictly enforced. Once doors close for the evening, no further entry is permitted — this protects the flow and intimacy of the night.
  • Dress code: elegant. Outerwear must be removed before heading upstairs.
  • The Together Rule — If a couple attends and the female partner chooses to leave, her male partner leaves with her. No exceptions.
  • Food and drinks stay downstairs in the lounge area. Only light-coloured drinks — beer, champagne, or white wine — are permitted on site. Red wine and coloured drinks are not allowed.

7. Cancellations & Practical Notes

  • Cancellations made 3+ days before an event are eligible for a refund minus a 10% processing fee, or a 6-month event credit.
  • Cancellations within 3 days of an event (including the day) are non-refundable.
  • Valuables — Club Nine assumes no liability for lost or stolen items. We recommend leaving valuables at home.
  • Accessibility — Please note our venue is a residential house-style layout with stairs and is not wheelchair accessible.

Updated: 20 May, 2026.